75+ Best Cheese Puns That Make You Laugh

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Here, in this post, we are going to share some of the best collection of cheese puns and one-liners that you surely going to like a lot .

so without further ado, read this post till the end 

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Best Cheese Puns You Must Read 

Q:  What do you call cheese that cuts crazy?

A: Basket Queso

Q: What do you call it when you can’t wait for the waiter to put some cheese on top of your pasta?

A: Grate Expectation


Q: What did the mouse say when he snatched the cheese without getting caught in the trap ?

A: CHEDDAR luck next time

Q: Did you know that swiss cheese has holes ?

A: No, I was hole-y unaware

Q: What do you call cool cheese ?

A: Mozzar-hella

Q: When shouldn’t you believe what your cheese is saying ?

A: when it’s too Gouda to be true

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours ?

A: Nacho cheese

Q: What’s the most religious cheese ?

A: Swiss because it’s holly

Q: What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror ?

A: Halloumi

Q: What music does cheese listen to ?

A: R&Brie

Q: What did the manchego say to the Mozzarella ?

A: Hi Ella , I’m chego


Q: What is a cheese favorite kind of philosophy ?

A: Epistemology and Fetaphysics

Q: What did the cheese salesman say ?

A: That cheese may be Gouda , but this one is feta

Q: What did Shakespeare ask his Cheesemonger ?

A: To brie or not to brie

Q: Why didn’t the boy get to go on the field trip to the cheese factory ?

A: His parent didn’t sign the parm-mission slip

Q: A tornado destroyed a French cheese factory , All that was left was ?

A:  DE BRIEwhy

Q: What’s always the last piece of cheese left ?

A: Forever Provolone

Q: Which search engine do most mice prefer ?

A: Ask cheese

Q: What’s a cannibal’s favorite cheese ?

A: Limburger

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Funny Cheese Puns Q&A

Q: What cheese do you use to hide a horse ?

A: Mascarpone

Q: What type of cheese is made backwards ?

A: Edam

Q: What do you call it when cheese reaches a consensus ?

A: An aBRIEment

Q: Where would you buy second-hand cheese ?


Q: What cheese can be used to encourage a bear ?

A: Camembert

Q: What cheese rule the world ?

A: Halloumi-Nati

Q: How do you approach an angry welsh cheese ?

A: Caerphilly

Q: What’s Jay-Z’s favorite cheese?

A: Brie-yoncé

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Good Cheese Puns Q&A

Q: What cheese crashes the internet?

A: eDam (edam)

Q: What do you call a feminist cheese?

A: Germaine Gruyere

Q: What kind of cheese do you use to disquise a  small pony ?

A: Mascapone

Q: What Can You Do with a Cheesy Credit Card?

A: Go on a shopping brie

Q: Why you should always bring cheese to a part ?


Q:  What Cheese Sounds like a Medieval Castle?

A:  Moatzeralla

Q: What is the richest cheese in the world ?

A: Paris Stilton

Q: What is a lion’s favorite cheese ?

A: Roar-quefort

Q: Most people don’t know the R in R.kelly stands for ?

A: Roquefort

Q: What did the cheese say when it walked into a bar ?

A: mor-bier

Q: How did the man paint his wife with cheese ?

A: He doubles Gloucester

Q: Hi how are you ?

A: Grate

Q: How does a Spanish vegan say good night ?

A: Buenas No-cheese

Q: What hotel does cheese stay at?

A: The Stilton

Q: How do they eat crumbly cheese in Wales ?

A: Caerphilly

Q: Have you heard about the secret society that governs the sale of cheese?

A: They’re called the Hallouminati

Q: Do you work out?

A: Because you look Mozzer-Hella good

Q: What cheese can fly?

A: Curds of prey

Q: Did you hear about the cheese that failed to win a medal at the Olympics?

A: It fell at the final Curdle

Q: How Do You Get a Mouse to Smile?

A: Say cheese

Q: I’m spending my night coming up with cheese puns.

A: Forever provolone

Cheese Puns One-Liners 

  1. Somebody throws cheese at me ….. Really mature
  2. I don’t wanna sound cheese but we go really Gouda together
  3. I’ll stop the world and met with you
  4. Stop making resolutions and start eating more cheese
  5. This might sound cheesy , but I think you are really Grate
  6. Cheese is the glue that holds my life together
  7. I’m glad that cheese stands alone because that makes it easier to find
  8. Let’s grow mold together
  9. Shredding cheese is a Grate idea
  10. Cheese the grill of my dreams
  11. Cheese Walks Into a Bar…and the bartender shouts, “Hey, we don’t serve your rind here
  12. Sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to Diss A Brie
  13. When you trying to be cheesy but everyone around you is Laughtose intolerant

Short Cheese Puns You are Looking For 

  1. It is recommended you always keep your eyes on that cheese because it could be up to No Gouda
  2. Never invite a cheese to a food eating contest because they will tell you to Brie it on
  3. After an explosion at a French cheese factory , all that was left was De Brie
  4. Dad no one likes me , what should I do ? wear some cheese
  5. When I was making mac and cheese I forgot to use the colander so my wife gave me a restraining order
  6. The cheese was able to score a date with the instructor because he told her she was looking extra-sharp today
  7. The dinosaur that was made from cheese was called Gorgonzilla
  8. A cheese got sliced into a million pieces, that’s Grate
  9. All the cheese had to do to coax a bear from a tree was to yell come-on-bear
  10. The only thing I love more than cheese is cheese puns
  11. The past tense of Mac and Cheese is Mac and Chose
  12. There is no such thing as a stupid cheddar , some are just sharper than others
  13. You’re the cheese to my Macaroni
  14. You are the Mac to my cheese

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